The Online Event Of The Year Scookievent
You’re tired of clicking into another virtual event and instantly wanting to close the tab. Zoom fatigue is real.
You’re tired of clicking into another virtual event and instantly wanting to close the tab. Zoom fatigue is real.
You showed up last year. You heard the buzz. You paid the ticket. And you left wondering what the hell just happened. That’s not your fault.
You’re scrolling right now. Trying to figure out what’s actually happening at Scookievent today.
You’ve sat through one too many virtual gaming events that look slick but feel empty. You click in. The graphics are sharp. The music swells.
I remember the first time I tried to pull off a Scookievent. It was a disaster. Burnt cookies. A melted witch hat.
You remember standing outside in the rain with a clipboard and a box of cookies. Your fingers are numb. A kid just asked if you take Venmo.
You’re exhausted just thinking about another Zoom happy hour. I am too. And I’ve run over three hundred of them.
You just updated Chrome. And your conversion numbers dropped 40%. You’re staring at Google Analytics, refreshing, hoping it’s a glitch. It’s not.
You spent months planning that virtual event. Then the day came (and) it felt like shouting into a void. People muted themselves and disappeared.
You keep losing to the same opponent. Even though you know the game better than most. You’ve watched their replays. You’ve practiced counters.