I remember the first time I tried to pull off a Scookievent. It was a disaster. Burnt cookies. A melted witch hat.

You remember standing outside in the rain with a clipboard and a box of cookies. Your fingers are numb. A kid just asked if you take Venmo.

You’re exhausted just thinking about another Zoom happy hour. I am too. And I’ve run over three hundred of them.

You just updated Chrome. And your conversion numbers dropped 40%. You’re staring at Google Analytics, refreshing, hoping it’s a glitch. It’s not.

You spent months planning that virtual event. Then the day came (and) it felt like shouting into a void. People muted themselves and disappeared.

You keep losing to the same opponent. Even though you know the game better than most. You’ve watched their replays. You’ve practiced counters.

You’ve played for hours. You’ve watched every video. You still lose to the same guy in ranked. Sound familiar? Most guides don’t help.

You’ve clicked through three tutorials already. None of them told you what to do first. You’re not lazy. You’re not slow.

You’re tired of scrolling. Tired of hearing about another game you’ll never play. Another drama you don’t care about.

You’re tired of scrolling through gaming news that doesn’t matter. Another leak. Another delay. Another influencer drama that vanishes in 48 hours.